Sometimes they stick

I was working hard and fast (would you actually believe that) on last Friday when suddenly Nature calls. Not wanted to make a scene, and being a hygienic Canadian Citizen myself, I quickly and silently went to my preferred stall and that is when I saw it – a stain on the toilet bowl.

The first moment that I laid my eyes on that stain, it shocked me so much that I could barely stand. The reason? It looks exactly like the stain I left behind at the exactly toilet on Wednesday. I know that this may contradict my usually hygienic Canadian Citizen image, but sometimes they do stick and there is nothing you can do about it without any equipment.
Dazed by the revelation, and urged by the Nature, I sat down to think about the whole situation while letting my unconscious mind took care of the business. While I was recovering from the whole scene something bugged me at the same time. Suddenly my mind recognize what was the cause of the discomfort, my lower part of my body (ok, ok, my butt) was trying desperately to tell me that THE SEAT IS DISGUSTINGLY WARM.

O MY GEORGE, I cannot tell you how disgusted I felt right at that moment. I understand that some of you might never feel what I felt cause you don’t “sit”, you “hover”. I always don’t understand how some people can “hover” for like 15 minutes plus without getting leg cram and fall straight into the “nutty chocolate abyss”. Maybe they “hover” like an alien mothership? They sort of standby with a semi-stand position and when it is go time, they “hover” down and instead of beam-up a helpless cow or some unfortunate bystander, they “beam-down” something hot and steamy and then go back up to the standby mode again until they are all done?

Anyway, after I quickly finish in record breaking time, I evaluate the whole situation and come up with some vital points?

1) Is it actually the same stain? Stain do look-a-like each other something.
2) Is it possible that (assuming it is the same stain) the stain last from Wednesday to Friday without disfigure, discolour or disgusting enough so that whoever clean the toilet will clean it?
3) Do someone actually clean the toilet of my workplace?
4) Even if no one cleans it, won’t the numerous flushing sort of clean it?
5) Can a human being produce something that can produce a stain that is immune to flushing?
6) May I special enough to produce any flush proof item?
7) If I am that special, can I be an X-man?
8) I wonder if Rouge™ will go out with me?
9) What happen if Gambit™ try to kill me?

I am getting all excited and stuff so when I went home I shared my founding and discovering, my worry and my concern to my “hovering” half. She, however, didn’t seems to be moved by my whole ordeal at all. WOW, I tell you, she is like ROCK SOLID, maybe she is an X-man already?

Best not to piss her off too much



Chill